COLUMBUS, Ohio -- I keep dreaming as I approach the press entrance to Ohio Stadium on Saturday, one of the red coats shoos me away.
“Go home. Nothing to see here. Wrong A&M.”
Got that right. The powers-that-be at Ohio State aren’t giving you Johnny Football for those tickets you bought with your kids’ inheritance. You’re getting Damien Football.
Doesn’t quite have the same ring. Nor does Damien Fleming’s stat line — 48 percent completion rate, two touchdowns, five interceptions — inspire Heisman talk.
Yes, Kenny Guiton could start for the Rattlers. Heck, Joe Bauserman could start for them.
“Go home. Nothing to see here. Wrong A&M.”
Got that right. The powers-that-be at Ohio State aren’t giving you Johnny Football for those tickets you bought with your kids’ inheritance. You’re getting Damien Football.
Doesn’t quite have the same ring. Nor does Damien Fleming’s stat line — 48 percent completion rate, two touchdowns, five interceptions — inspire Heisman talk.
Yes, Kenny Guiton could start for the Rattlers. Heck, Joe Bauserman could start for them.
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